Gratuitous Clacker Board. Kids cry. Jeff Keebler jokes about Russia. Impeachment kinda. We make a movie about Democratic Russia and the US hacking their emails. Also one of the candidates is a dendrophiliac. NOTE: Obviously I now realize my encouragement of children screaming and near-constant clackerboard is not conducive to the most comfortable listener experience, I learned, please forgive. I spent too much time in the noise scene.
the talk show EPISODE 19
Posted by Greasy Conversation on Friday, November 17, 2017
Bring on Amazon Key. India is all smog. Chinese folks need to stay out of France for a while. Bitcoin ain’t forkin’ after all. Overall, we got a deep and timely episode where we unpack all the greys in recent misconduct allegations in hollywood, but also talk trash from both sides, snuggle victims, and high five our lady friends who just want to live life without having to confront unsolicited wang, like us all.
the talk show EPISODE 18
Posted by Greasy Conversation on Friday, November 10, 2017
Malo Jones and Woz Supposedly chime in on current affairs during this entire instance of the Kings Without Crowns podcast:
Skrilly Nelson, the Skrillex/Willie Nelson colab. Google likes the cheese on the bottom. Morgan Freeman is bothered by the discrimination behind the color processing chip that is still disabled on the new Pixel Phone. Hologram Heston in Space Texas.
the talk show EPISODE 17
Posted by Greasy Conversation on Friday, November 3, 2017
Between Weinstein and the agent for that kid in Stranger Things, talent agencies are the new Catholic church. Fiddy only carry 9 bullets. The ocean is filled with Bud Light Platinum. The fish are dead. Those fishes were bitches anyway.
Patrick, Jan, and Jules, (left to right) from the band We Are Pancakes are our guests today.
the talk show EPISODE 16
Posted by Greasy Conversation on Friday, October 27, 2017
Heaven reclaims Ralphie May. Wu-Tang Clan’s Ghostface Killah starts a cryptocurrency called CREAM, Clapton and Ginger Baker could not be reached for comment. In other news about creams, Oreo’s new Mystery Flavor was stolen from Fruity Pebbles. The Equifax brand, since it’s worthless now, we’re going to buy it just to put on ironic t-shirts along with Kaspersky and Enron. Oh you didn’t hear that Russian antivirus company Kaspersky helped Russia steal US secrets from a CIA contractor?
the talk show EPISODE 14
Posted by Greasy Conversation on Friday, October 13, 2017
Of course a bunch of bad stuff happened this week and we have to act all jolly in spite of it, otherwise entropy wins. OJ is free again, he lives in Vegas, so Trump hired him to murder Tom Petty. Vegas offers massive discounts for your next vacation (please I need your tourism revenue so I can continue to live in a state without income tax).
episode 13 – the talk show
Posted by Greasy Conversation on Friday, October 6, 2017
I’m sorry Madonna. Oreo Music. Guess da Sound. Dave Go and the new Food Fighters album.
the talk show EPISODE 12
Posted by Greasy Conversation on Friday, September 29, 2017