No singer, just an announcer.
There’s no music on the talk show, but yes also we are a band that plays heady pretentious music, and makes videos. It’s a good time.
Chocolate Jesus joins us to make our 5th best episode ever, yay #5! We write a very complex movie where most of the characters die and pull and Obi-Wan, coming back as glitchy holograms. Aaron eats money. There’s a real commercial fusion reactor now. Russia. Giant beach ball antics. And Woz learns how they ‘mill gold’.
We made it 3 years without killing and eating eachother. Some of us made children. Others made talk shows. There’s a full length music album out now, and a juicy new unrelated single. Also we have fresh pure merch from a new supplier, allowing us to beat prices of other band’s merch, with name-brand materials. So soft.
The Big Game: Puppy Bowl. Josh Cohen teaches us how to bake #doubleflat cookies. Ghosters: The Intangible Coasters. #ShowerToast because toast compliments a show. The blender paradox. Microscopic hammer-head sharks that swim through the human body.
-:- Lady Reiko, The Sober Junkie, Greasy Conversation -:-
Multicam video with board audio from this show is coming soon.
William Davenport, we only ride the finest coattails. Flat-earthers should not be helicopter pilots. Woz learns what Crisis Actors are. Kenya has too many presidents. Billy Corgan does wrestling, in his screaming voice. Astronauts named Glenn are in a movie about an airplane, Will Smith and his son play the engines, their arguments are loud. Your gut biome is taking control and making you eat more potatoes. If someone accidentally dies on your submarine, don’t chop them up! If you have to chop someone up, do what people have done in Vegas from the beginning, Put Them in the Pipes™.
Brian Gibson of Wax Pig Melting joins us for our discussion of Hammock Drones, to carry us around in the sky all cozy. Tide pods melt all your teeth together into one big tooth. Ugandan Knuckles shows us da wey. We even compare and describe various edible weed paranoia flavors.
Exclusive CES coverage, vacuum blender, toothbrush game, scent DJ, VR accessories that blow on your face, zap your head to go to sleep, and more! Also all that speculative execution, last 10 years of Intel processors vulnerable, Meltdown and Spectre bug cyber attack things explained.
New year! Double length! PureJoyPeople join us to break down all the goblins haunting ya in the news. We talk about meat grown in factories without any neurons to suffer. Dogs don’t really understand handshakes. Mushroom controversies of all kinds. Plants hear speakers playing the sound of caterpillars eating them, and decide to change their flavor profile. 17 gnarly shootings last year, only 4 by Muslims, none of which came from countries in the ol travel ban. Drones 4 days, China’s Ehang drone holds people, supposedly.
Net Neutrality nixed, we breakdown things affected and offer hope. Roy Moore lost, lol. AIM is over. Litecoin blew up. Last episode of the year, see ya Jan 5th.